here's a DIY rocket system, which probably would not run all the way to Pluto, but, well, may be a good beginning: you can still embed a CD-R inside, and throw it to your favorite neighbour.

I managed to plug a network of similar launchers to a Google Maps interface, and added a bit of napalm in the head...
you can try this here : http://clemos.free.fr/gmap/
feel free to blow out whatever you want

looks like we're ready to invade Pluto!
more other manuals to prepare the attack, do propaganda and train colons here
http://www.n55.dk/
and even to celebrate our future victory

[thx to marc garett & netbehaviour for the link]
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