Be a good 21st century space tourist: send your name to Pluto, just like 20th century tourists who write their names on our old monuments. Claim your stupidity to the whole Humanity, it will be famous for the next centuries.
http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/ecard/

And drink more coffee.
coffee is good.
http://science.slashdot.org/ article.pl?sid=05/08/29/0342207&tid=14
I just hope a similar article about beer will soon be released.
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